"Top Ten Ways You Can Tell You're Obsessed"

10)  You have 4 pairs of active running shoes, and 3 new pairs in the closet. Well ok...four!

9)    You hand wash your running socks, and keep them in a separate drawer.

8)   You have 2 pairs of prescription sunglasses, and 5 pairs of corrective goggles.

7)   You wear your heart rate monitor while having sex.

6)  You weigh everything....yourself, your shoes, your bike tools, and your food.

5)   Taking a day off of training is more painful than getting fired from your job.

4)  You identify the days of the week by type of workout rather than monday, tuesday etc.

3)  You consider 10 hours of sleep a short night, and may need to supplement with a nap.

2)   When some one asks your age you say 55 to 59.

.....and the number one way you can tell that you're obsessed...

1)   You shave your pubic hair to reduce excess weight!

Love
Peter